Archive | June, 2014


7 Jun

I had a dream I was in a park eating frozen yogurt. I put my froyo down for a second when it was nabbed by a stranger. I then pursued the perp on foot and was close to catching him right before he hopped on a kids bike. I felt that all would be lost in a dark moment of grief. I then found my inner strength. I picked up a rock, took a deep breath, and threw that rock directly into the spokes of the wheels of the bike, causing the thief to catapult off of the bike. Of course my froyo landed softly on the padded grass.

Morale of the story: never leave your frozen yogurt unattended, there are sickos out there.